I hate hand sewing, welt pockets, linings, and making buttonholes. Can I do those things? Certainly, and I have, but I don't like doing them. I'm more of what one would call a quick 'n' dirty sewer. If there's a hack or shortcut, I'm on it.
The reason I made so many of my own show clothes is because I am hard to fit, and in the horse world I'm comparatively poor. Even when I'm not-so-poor, I'm still cheap because I'm wired to think like a thrifty person. Since I'm built for custom made and a creative sort, it just always seemed better to sew my own.
My fitting issues: Looooong back, short arms, busty, small waist, big booty, long thighs, short legs, tiny head, tiny feet. Fact is, I'm built like a dachshund. Or a T-Rex. Or something designed by committee.
Reducing a seam that intersects a welt pocket? Nope. I'd rather put forks in my eyes. |
Honestly, it's easier to make my own. Obviously, not easier than handing someone a wad of cash for a custom, but easier than trying to make something work that doesn't work that I'm never really happy with.
I've been fancying the European competition jackets. I like the technical fabrics, the washability, the overall cut, and details like piping and velvet. What I don't like is the often haphazard topstitching over squidgy polyester, sometimes so crooked you'd swear it was sewn by Stevie Wonder. I dislike the gaping buttonholes and wobbly buttons. As even a half-assed seamstress, I notice those things and it really bothers me. Be damned if I'd pay for it, let alone the prices for brand name stuff made in China. In that respect, I'm very much a traditionalist. Besides, my elderly aunt would beat me senseless if I made something that sloppy. "It's just not done that way."
If my coat isn't melton-y enough, plain enough, black enough, navy enough, long enough, too short, has four buttons instead of three - is it really the end of the world? Am I really taking that much of a dump on tradition? Is it such an affront to the senses I should be flogged, disqualified, lead my horse out in shame?
I could go the safe route, and create a navy or black jacket that would never offend anyone. I could even push the boundaries with dark brown or green; three button front, double vent back, and call it good.
(Left) Traditional bottle green jacket by Moore's Riding Wear, New Zealand. (Center) R.J. Classics very safe, very conservative, very traditional show coat in navy. You can't go wrong at any show, any level, with a tailored navy show coat in your closet. (Right) Tone-on-tone black plaid is still far from rebellious, though not as conservative as solid black. Images: Pinterest. |
(Left) Winning Couture brown check plaid with white piping and perfectly paired custom shirt might not be considered conservative or necessarily traditional in some circles. Personally, I think it's classy and beautiful. (Center) The Arabian crowd constantly pushes the envelope in hunt seat show attire with fabulous, fashionable turnouts. This yummy, plummy brown and tan check with coordinating custom shirt by Show Season is still quiet and elegant, but perhaps not traditional in the purest sense. (Right) Peach piping adds a fun twist on traditional dark gray pinstripe from Winning Couture. This is just a tiny bump beyond conservative, and could easily dress up or down depending on which shirt is worn underneath. Images: Pinterest. |
With my long torso, I can easily wear 4 buttons. Or a dozen. Also, 4 buttons help keep the girls in check without gaping between buttonholes. I'd like to avoid wardrobe malfunctions if at all possible.
OMG! A riding jacket with 4 buttons can't possibly be a hunt jacket, right? Call the button police! This beautiful jacket made by Moore's Riding Wear in New Zealand. |
Will the "authentic" show coat please stand up? Three lovely variations of hunt-type jackets. Left: Equetech Marlow Deluxe Tweed Riding Jacket, specifically a "hacking" jacket cut on traditional lines with double back vents over honest-to-goodness canary breeches. Top right: Equetech Ladies Keeper Frock "Hunt" Coat with 3 button front and double vent back (discontinued). Bottom right: Ariat Bronte Show Coat in a very safe navy color with - gasp! - a 4 button front and the preferred double vent back. |
I'm more concerned about sloppy equitation, to be honest. My own, in particular.
If I have a good trip in the show pen and feel like I looked good, that's what I'm in for. Just maybe, if I feel like I look good, I may ride better.
I think a new jacket that fits would make me feel better. I already know the ill-fitting stuff hanging in my closet makes me feel sad and guilty, and who needs that? Who needs to dedicate 10 linear inches of closet space to that kind of negativity?
I need some chocolate cake to ponder which pattern I should use, which color, how many buttons, and how far on the fringe is too far. What I know for sure is jackets that don't fit make me feel bad and chocolate cake makes me feel good.
You are hilarious and I really enjoyed your article on hunt coats..was looking for easy/cheap pattern
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